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Welcome to Groom Lake

Welcome to Groom Lake

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The first in our Welcome To series, Groom Lake is the patch we all deserve this season. Rescue this poor undocumented alien from a life of confinement and bottom shelf liquor. WARNING: Does not come with premium lubricant. LIMIT 4 Per Person!

  • 3.9" Wide
  • Limited Edition. 300 units made. 
  • Hook Backing
  • MAster Class Embroidery
  • Orders usually ship in 1-4 business days

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